To the Land of all smiles, Thailand!
PHUKET 13.06.2011 – 16.06.2011
Tiger Airways : Budget Terminal
Its my first time to phuket and im quite excited about it. So in my mind I pictured all the blue sea and the coconut trees and the beautiful white sandy beach and of course, topless babes and six packs hunks! Muahaha. So my first stop is to budget terminal and its also my first time flying from there, my first time on tiger airways and my first time travelling with BB!
He gave me a weird look and mocked me for my dressing upon reaching Budget terminal. we met there since we stay at different locations. I was a little (yes just a tinnie little) overdressed, but i feel i look a bit(yes just a winnie little bit) normal. hahaha!
Was a short flight but the seats onboard the plane is very squeezy. this is one of the times in glad for my short height and my petite frame and big cushion-y butt. hahaha. reached Peach Hill Hotel @ Kata Beach, just 2 beaches down from the famous touristy Patong beach. Its about 10 mins drive from there. and quieter, prettier beach.
we have a balcony and the room is very spacious and clean. theres a welcome fruit platter and i ate the tiny bananas and grapes upon arriving
As the name suggest, (Peach Hill) its on top of a hill and I HAD THE BEST TIME CLIMBING UP THE HILL AFTER EVERYTIME WE WENT OUT OF THE HOTEL. i definitely trained out a pair of fat and strong thighs within that 4 days. (this isnt the Hill i climbed, this is just a hill leading to another sister hotel next door called Peach Blossom Hotel)
Nice pool! Until i saw this. and i decided its not that nice afterall. =(
BB wanna pluck some fruits back to eat but of course im just trying to haolian my jumpshot taking skills. (BB is a terrible jumpshot photographer ARGHHH!!!)
this is how men become like this naturally in Thailand
my first dish! Pineapple rice, morning glory (kang kong stir fry with dou ban jiang and oyster sauce) and tom yum soup. not spicy at all. i guessed they tamed the hotness for tourists.
BB expressing his love for me! NOPE OF COURSE NOT! he just borrowed some other ppl’s drawing -___-” insincere bf.
went to a shopping mall Jungceylon @ Patong to find maxi dress but i couldnt find any as most of the shops sell expensive stuffs and they have alot of australian brands like roxy. so i see no point in buying any.
this is Patong beach, its more crowded and of course a little dirtier, not all the dirty as singapore though. SAD TO SAY, didnt get to see any handsome hunks/pretty topless babes.
we have nothing to do, and its arnd 4-5pm and we werent that hunger yet for dinner. so we went over to Bangla road (the most happening road in Patong and the name is funny, Haha) its filled with LOTS AND LOTS of bars. ppl are drinking and we went in to this particular bar (yes theres lotsa aussie bars there) and had some finger food + beer while waiting for our Ah Gua show (Simon Cabaret they called it) at end of Patong sector
AH HA! BB havent take any picture with Ah Guas before so he wanna take a picture with one of them and he chose the one in the middle (the beauty queen) from a lined up of pretty chio ah guas. Then this particular beauty queen pulled in another 2 from her left and right and then squeezed her neh neh on BB. (BB said its damn disgusting and it feels damn hard and fake and vow not to touch this kinda of breasts anymore WAHAHAHHA)
after taking the picture, the beauty queen demaded 150Baht from BB and then he was quite shocked cus he expected 40Baht. then she say he took with 3 ppl tts why 150Baht then BB was thinking she was the one who drag them in, not him n yet he had to pay. Haha. then i told him, this is how they made money. Wooo hooo.
But they are damn chio, tall and slender, long slim legs and hairless!! and really chio lor. like u wont even guess that they are ah guas if u see them elsewhere n not in this show. i feel guilty for being a real lady. =S
The hotel breakfast room
we rented this for snorkelling!
*IMPORTANT NOTED*
Please DO NOT STARE at my fatty bulging tummy and thunderous thighs from here onwards.
Maya bay, nice beach nice place, too many boats and too many people = not that good afterall.
Monkey Bay! they have a beach esp for some monkeys? haha. and they super tan xin. the tour guide gave us 1 banana each to feed the monkey and i told BB to hold mine for me while i take pictures. when i turn back, his hands was empty and he said the monkeys went to snatched the bananas from him. SO SAD LA!! i didnt get to feed the monkey. Lousy BB. let monkey snatch. =(
can u see a baby clinging on to his mother? damn cool la. the mother still can jump n run around lo.
OH! the photographer boy boy swam down to the bottom and caught a poisonous sea urchin back and i took it in my hands! it wont poke u cus the bottom is hairy and it moves with its hair. only the top n the rest of the body is covered by poisonous stings. I got stung by one at my toe there. nth happened (cus small sting nt poisonous enuff, only swollen toe)
BB’s coconut! JUICY!
Mai-Tai! but then i spilled half of it due to my notorious carelessness *sobs sobs*
At Khai’s Island.
BB’s snorkellying while i slack at the beach taking pictures of him. the sea is very muddy and full of dead corals and sharp edged stones, not a good place for snorkelling. I fell into the water while alighting from the boat and wet everything in my hands (towels misc stuffs luckily no camera phew!). SUPER CLUMSY BTH to the max.
At hotel’s restaurant dining (with free dinner voucher cus the hotel failed to pick us up fom the airport so they express their apology by giving us a free dining voucher)
Went to Phang Ngah the next day for white water rafting and elephant trekking as well as ATV (all terrain vehicle)
couldnt take pictures of the white water rafting cus its not a safe place for bringing camera but nonethless its fun! just that the water is brown and muddy cus its raining heavily 1 hr before and it was still drizzling when we got there. we nearly capsized but managed to stay balanced. hee hee.
BB’s first time on a elephant and hes controlling it! and the elephant really takes instructions!
Ooi = walk (Ooi Ooi Ooi Ooi = RUN!! hahah no la, talk cock)
Pai (plus pull one of his ear) = change direction, turn left/turn right
M = stop
it doesnt feel that good riding a elephant at my spot. BB’s still ok cus thats not the elephant’s muscles and i can really feel it when the elephant move then u can imagine the sounds i made on that elephant. -___-”
yup, i bought 2 full baskets of fruits to feed them and they are horribly hunger animal. keep eating n eating but very gentle animal. at least they wont break the fence and come chiong at u to grab ur food.
went dipping at a waterfall but its too cold so i didnt stay inside for long.
This’s the ATV, very bumpy and i dont really like riding it cus its kinda too slow and i keep getting stuck cus of the lousy engine kept stalling. A Russian lady fell down (the bike didnt land on her, she just fell from the bike) and broke her knee that she need to visit the hospital after that. it went really swollen. dangerous sport *tsk tsk tsk*
Thats the end of the activities! walked around the Kata centre and kept drinking beer everyday. haha. will definitely visit phuket again but the next time, i”ll stay at Patong! muahaha AND I’LL GO WITH MORE PEOPLE AND GOOD PHOTOGRAPHERS! its kinda boring to take pictures alone =(